So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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