I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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