she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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