so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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