Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
