We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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