we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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