Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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