He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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