My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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