i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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