i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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