Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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