Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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