Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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