i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
there is glitter all over my balls
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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