I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
