Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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