He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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