I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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