found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
try to milk me bitch
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