Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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