i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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