I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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