glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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