am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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