Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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