found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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