THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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