Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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