A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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