We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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