She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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