I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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