if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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