so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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