if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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