Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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