never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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