I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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