No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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