we have pet lesbian snakes
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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