I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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