she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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