Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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