I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
As shirtless as possible
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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