We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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