He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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