So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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