So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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