508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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